Oliver Buchannon
Mike Rampton
Clean your house the Mike Rampton way

Jun 5, 2026

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5 min read

Clean your house the Mike Rampton way

Finally, a way to live as hygienically and maturely as me

Mike Rampton
Mike Rampton
I ha-ha-ha-have a jo-ho-ho-ho-hoke book out

May 21, 2026

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3 min read

I ha-ha-ha-have a jo-ho-ho-ho-hoke book out

So Bad It's Good: The Art Of The Terrible Joke is out today

Mike Rampton
Mike Rampton
Poo hundred and hatey quid

May 1, 2026

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5 min read

Poo hundred and hatey quid

And many great jokes, including one about Will Smith that you'll all be telling in the playground

Mike Rampton
Mike Rampton
Blew tooth, spake her

Apr 17, 2026

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5 min read

Blew tooth, spake her

And many great jokes, including two about Grease somehow

Mike Rampton
Mike Rampton
Enmikelopedia Ramptonnica: A is for Actress

Mar 21, 2026

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6 min read

Enmikelopedia Ramptonnica: A is for Actress

A self-indulgent birthday post that loses its way but contains some juicy showbiz anecdotes

Mike Rampton
Mike Rampton
The open road and a bucket of human waste

Mar 11, 2026

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12 min read

The open road and a bucket of human waste

And many great jokes, including one about a Roman nurse that I wrote when very tired

Mike Rampton
Mike Rampton
Leave my heavy arm alone, it's heavy

Feb 6, 2026

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12 min read

Leave my heavy arm alone, it's heavy

And many great jokes including a factually accurate one about the actor Jeff Fahey

Mike Rampton
Mike Rampton
Pooing in a trophy

Jan 9, 2026

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11 min read

Pooing in a trophy

Please buy my new book! Plus a vaguely decent fishing joke I guess

Mike Rampton
Mike Rampton
Season's great things (the thing is me, I am great)

Dec 24, 2025

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9 min read

Season's great things (the thing is me, I am great)

Happy holidays from the best to ever do anything

Mike Rampton
Mike Rampton
25 ho ho ho-larious Christmas jokes

Dec 1, 2025

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2 min read

25 ho ho ho-larious Christmas jokes

Chuckle your way through the festive season with me

Mike Rampton
Mike Rampton
It's a camera, not a magic wand

Nov 10, 2025

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10 min read

It's a camera, not a magic wand

And many great jokes, including one involving a French word that I am SO proud of

Mike Rampton
Mike Rampton
Spook when you're spooken to

Oct 22, 2025

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6 min read

Spook when you're spooken to

And laugh when you read all these great jokes, probably

Mike Rampton
Mike Rampton
The internet's best thing-looker-at

Oct 10, 2025

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12 min read

The internet's best thing-looker-at

Why I'm not a champion, plus a great Riverdance gag

Mike Rampton
Mike Rampton
Trim your nails on someone else's land

Sep 12, 2025

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11 min read

Trim your nails on someone else's land

New platform, same high quality jokes, plus helpful tips on battling squalor

Mike Rampton
Mike Rampton