Jun 5, 2026
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5 min read
Finally, a way to live as hygienically and maturely as me
May 21, 2026
3 min read
So Bad It's Good: The Art Of The Terrible Joke is out today
May 1, 2026
And many great jokes, including one about Will Smith that you'll all be telling in the playground
Apr 17, 2026
And many great jokes, including two about Grease somehow
Mar 21, 2026
6 min read
A self-indulgent birthday post that loses its way but contains some juicy showbiz anecdotes
Mar 11, 2026
12 min read
And many great jokes, including one about a Roman nurse that I wrote when very tired
Feb 6, 2026
And many great jokes including a factually accurate one about the actor Jeff Fahey
Jan 9, 2026
11 min read
Please buy my new book! Plus a vaguely decent fishing joke I guess
Dec 24, 2025
9 min read
Happy holidays from the best to ever do anything
Dec 1, 2025
2 min read
Chuckle your way through the festive season with me
Nov 10, 2025
10 min read
And many great jokes, including one involving a French word that I am SO proud of
Oct 22, 2025
And laugh when you read all these great jokes, probably
Oct 10, 2025
Why I'm not a champion, plus a great Riverdance gag
Sep 12, 2025
New platform, same high quality jokes, plus helpful tips on battling squalor
