Mike Rampton

The open road and a bucket of human waste

Mar 11, 2026

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12 min read

The open road and a bucket of human waste

And many great jokes, including one about a Roman nurse that I wrote when very tired

Mike Rampton

Feb 6, 2026

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12 min read

Leave my heavy arm alone, it's heavy

And many great jokes including a factually accurate one about the actor Jeff Fahey

Mike Rampton

Jan 9, 2026

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11 min read

Pooing in a trophy

Please buy my new book! Plus a vaguely decent fishing joke I guess

Mike Rampton

Season's great things (the thing is me, I am great)

Dec 24, 2025

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9 min read

Season's great things (the thing is me, I am great)

Happy holidays from the best to ever do anything

Mike Rampton

Dec 1, 2025

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2 min read

25 ho ho ho-larious Christmas jokes

Chuckle your way through the festive season with me

Mike Rampton

Nov 10, 2025

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10 min read

It's a camera, not a magic wand

And many great jokes, including one involving a French word that I am SO proud of

Mike Rampton

Oct 22, 2025

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6 min read

Spook when you're spooken to

And laugh when you read all these great jokes, probably

Mike Rampton

Oct 10, 2025

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12 min read

The internet's best thing-looker-at

Why I'm not a champion, plus a great Riverdance gag

Mike Rampton

Sep 12, 2025

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11 min read

Trim your nails on someone else's land

New platform, same high quality jokes, plus helpful tips on battling squalor

Mike Rampton