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Chundering up croissants on the Palaeolithic log flume

Chundering up croissants on the Palaeolithic log flume

including several reminders than I have a book out this month and a great joke about a detective that doesn't work out loud

Oct 4, 2024

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Making a mess on the window of the garlic farm

Making a mess on the window of the garlic farm

including some outright begging, a questionable social media strategy and a great joke about a number in French

Sep 6, 2024

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Likening Zidane to a pint of botflies

Likening Zidane to a pint of botflies

including a gameshow revelation and a great joke about a mountain range

Aug 2, 2024

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Tom Jones wants a go on a space station

Tom Jones wants a go on a space station

including a world-changingly ambitious comedy idea and a strikingly good joke about a Scottish monarch

Jul 5, 2024

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Dracula's bottom hurts less than you'd think

Dracula's bottom hurts less than you'd think

including a new conspiracy theory, some literary toilets and a joke about a bank robber

Jun 7, 2024

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