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Hiccups from weeping on a poo

Hiccups from weeping on a poo

Including a joke about Shania Twain and, unbelievably, another joke about Shania Twain

Aug 1, 2025

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All trousers and no trousers

All trousers and no trousers

Including a joke about a spacecraft and an important personal realisation

Jul 4, 2025

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Rapping in a skip and silently weeping

Rapping in a skip and silently weeping

Including a joke about pigment for adolescents and one about a thing bakers do

Jun 6, 2025

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3 min read

Hello (BUY MY BOOK) I have a book out today (BUY MY BOOK)

Hello (BUY MY BOOK) I have a book out today (BUY MY BOOK)

Become A Genius In A Year is out today and a lot of fun, please buy it (BUY MY BOOK)

May 22, 2025

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Dusting off the ol' tux for a slice of Danish cheese

Dusting off the ol' tux for a slice of Danish cheese

Including quite a rude joke about a detective and the words "parped" and "thruppences".

May 2, 2025

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