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Enmikelopedia Ramptonnica: A is for Actress

Enmikelopedia Ramptonnica: A is for Actress

A self-indulgent birthday post that loses its way but contains some juicy showbiz anecdotes

Mar 21, 2026

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6 min read

The open road and a bucket of human waste

The open road and a bucket of human waste

And many great jokes, including one about a Roman nurse that I wrote when very tired

Mar 11, 2026

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12 min read

Leave my heavy arm alone, it's heavy

Leave my heavy arm alone, it's heavy

And many great jokes including a factually accurate one about the actor Jeff Fahey

Feb 6, 2026

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12 min read

Pooing in a trophy

Pooing in a trophy

Please buy my new book! Plus a vaguely decent fishing joke I guess

Jan 9, 2026

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11 min read

Season's great things (the thing is me, I am great)

Season's great things (the thing is me, I am great)

Happy holidays from the best to ever do anything

Dec 24, 2025

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9 min read

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